2 hours ago  232,016 notes   via orestis-karnezis   (© best-of-memes)
filled under:  god damn

Germany’s squad for the matches against Argentina and Scotland

Goalkeepers: Manuel Neuer, Roman Weindenfeller, Ron-Robert Zieler

Defenders: Kevin Großkreutz, Benedikt Höwedes, Erik Durm, Matthias Ginter, Jerome Boateng, Mats Hummels, Antonio Rüdiger

Midfielders/forwards: Julian Draxler, Mario Gomez, Mario Götze, Christoph Kramer, Toni Kroos, Sami Khedira, Thomas Müller, Mesut Özil, Lukas Podolski, Marco Reus, André Schürrle, 

2 hours ago  950 notes   via pearhojbjerg   (© woodyinho)


starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

2 hours ago  53,183 notes   via faking-fairytales   (© vietnamesemodel)

YO GUYS! It’s been a while since the last time I made a follow forever and since I both gained followers and started following lots of peeps, I have decided to to come up with this ugly thing in order to thank you all for existing. Some of you for being one of the most important friends I’ve ever had and some of you for simply brightening up my days even if we don’t talk that much. Thank you for putting up with my shit, my multifandom breakdowns and my terrible dad jokes. May our lord and saviour Manuel Neuer bless you with the finest kind of zoera in return.

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10 hours ago  938 notes   via bayern-heart   (© manuel-neuer-passion)
Bayern Munich: give us a player
Real Madrid: no
Bayern Munich: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for an expensive transfer fee , I can tell you I have the money. But what I also have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long history of buying other club's players. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let a player go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will burn down your trophy cabinet.
Real Madrid: Here's our entire squad and you can have the team's bus as well as an extra gift
23 hours ago  331 notes   via lahmsphilipps   (© quecono)
filled under:  we always manage to screw them over god bless

What pisses you off about Hollywood right now? (x)

1 day ago  4,389 notes   via spanishqueen   (© rubyredwisp)

Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

1 day ago  3,063 notes   via fcbzombles-behemoth   (© hemlockg)
filled under:  love of my life
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1 day ago  456 notes   via munchens   (© dicksgrayson)
filled under:  cutest photoset to ever exist